I'll 'ave that

"Hmm, how thoughtful - some birdseed left here specially for the little blue tits and chaffinches - I'M 'AVING THAT"

Does my arse look big in this pic?

How to make a squirrel feel self-conscious

Window dressing

A recent visitor to a North London address evinced disdain for apple cores left outside overnight, but was eager to consume birdseed and mixed nuts. Attempts by the house occupants to persuade the squirrel to dance - Northern Soul style - to a Major Lance compilation CD, proved a failure. This was presumably because of Health & Safety concerns, since the windowsill is clearly too narrow for backdrops and spins.