Squirrel in the Snow

A great Northern Soul classic, much loved by squirrels... Squirrel in the Snow

Got any Northern Soul rarities in here then?

... I can flog 'em down the market

Window dressing

A recent visitor to a North London address evinced disdain for apple cores left outside overnight, but was eager to consume birdseed and mixed nuts. Attempts by the house occupants to persuade the squirrel to dance - Northern Soul style - to a Major Lance compilation CD, proved a failure. This was presumably because of Health & Safety concerns, since the windowsill is clearly too narrow for backdrops and spins.